Let’s be honest: humans need a lot of looking after. They don’t have hooves for rough terrain, their ears can’t even swat flies, and they need a constant reminder to eat good, clean food. That’s why we created the official Under the Mountain Trucker Hat. Consider it a uniform for the humans we’ve successfully trained to feed us on time. It features a portrait of our Supervisor right in the center, reminding everyone who really runs the pastures.
Patch Only. Already have a favorite cap or pack? Buy the patch separately to sport our fearless, pint-sized matriarch on your own gear featuring the official Under the Mountain LLC logo
Hat/Patch
$10.00Price
